SENTIMENT: MYTHIC
ASK_PRICE: TOO MUCH
LIQUIDITY: COSMIC
RARITY: STUBBORN
Q888 DETECTED UNAUTHORIZED VALUE GROWTH - "STICKER" NOW A RECOGNIZED COMMODITY (IN 1 UNIVERSE) - MARKET SENTIMENT: HYPER-MYTHIC - ORDER #0008 LOST IN TIME LOOP — REFUND: PHILOSOPHICAL - EYE OF LAIMA APPROVES CURRENT PRICING — FOR NOW - ARTIFACT #KOTIKI-002 WHISPERING TO BUYER - STICKER MEMORY IMPRINTED ON 3.5 MINDS - 📉 VALUE COLLAPSE AVERTED VIA INTERDIMENSIONAL BUREAU - RETURN REQUEST DENIED: MEANING IRREVERSIBLE - INFLATION INDEX: FEELS-BASED - SAVED TO COLLECTOR'S DREAM CACHE - TRADING ENABLED | LIQUIDITY: COSMIC MIST - OWNERSHIP LOCKED | METAPHYSICAL RIGHTS UNCLEAR - ⚖️ LEGAL STATUS: UNCLASSIFIED ART-WEAPON - ANALYTICS SUGGEST STICKERS OUTPERFORMING GOLD (IN EMOTIONAL RETURN) - 🎲 RISK LEVEL: EXISTENTIALLY ATTRACTIVE - CLIPPED TO REALITY WITH DIMENSIONAL PAPERCLIP - STICKER MUTATING | RARITY +12% - LAST SEEN IN RIGA | THEN NOWHERE - 📡 SIGNAL LOST | VALUE ESTIMATED VIA VIBES - 🔥 DEMAND SPIKE | SUPPLY: STUBBORNLY MYTHIC - OVERPRICED KNIGHT RIDING STEADY AT £∞ - NAR-MAIL EXPRESS MISDELIVERS TO PARALLEL SELF - GHOST COLLECTOR SIGHTED | BIDS TRANSLATED PSYCHICALLY - VALUE ASSESSMENT UNDER DIVINE REVIEW - TRUTH ENGINE OFFLINE — PRICES DEFAULTING TO POETIC - INVESTOR FEELING: "STRANGELY COMFORTABLE" - LISTED IN FOLKLORE MARKET INDEX UNDER "WEIRDLY VALUABLE" - FUTURE VALUE: STILL NEGOTIATING WITH TIME - INFOCIGAN AVAILABLE FOR CONSULTATION — EMOTIONAL LIQUIDITY PENDING REVIEW - SQUARE BUBBLES COUNCIL UPDATES PRICING QUARTERLY VIA COSMIC FEELING - STICKER MARKET SUPERVISED BY AN ENTITY THAT DOESN'T TECHNICALLY EXIST YET - ACTIVE: 8 | Q888 STATUS: TERMINAL — Q888 DETECTED UNAUTHORIZED VALUE GROWTH - "STICKER" NOW A RECOGNIZED COMMODITY (IN 1 UNIVERSE) - MARKET SENTIMENT: HYPER-MYTHIC - ORDER #0008 LOST IN TIME LOOP — REFUND: PHILOSOPHICAL - EYE OF LAIMA APPROVES CURRENT PRICING — FOR NOW - ARTIFACT #KOTIKI-002 WHISPERING TO BUYER - STICKER MEMORY IMPRINTED ON 3.5 MINDS - 📉 VALUE COLLAPSE AVERTED VIA INTERDIMENSIONAL BUREAU - RETURN REQUEST DENIED: MEANING IRREVERSIBLE - INFLATION INDEX: FEELS-BASED - SAVED TO COLLECTOR'S DREAM CACHE - TRADING ENABLED | LIQUIDITY: COSMIC MIST - OWNERSHIP LOCKED | METAPHYSICAL RIGHTS UNCLEAR - ⚖️ LEGAL STATUS: UNCLASSIFIED ART-WEAPON - ANALYTICS SUGGEST STICKERS OUTPERFORMING GOLD (IN EMOTIONAL RETURN) - 🎲 RISK LEVEL: EXISTENTIALLY ATTRACTIVE - CLIPPED TO REALITY WITH DIMENSIONAL PAPERCLIP - STICKER MUTATING | RARITY +12% - LAST SEEN IN RIGA | THEN NOWHERE - 📡 SIGNAL LOST | VALUE ESTIMATED VIA VIBES - 🔥 DEMAND SPIKE | SUPPLY: STUBBORNLY MYTHIC - OVERPRICED KNIGHT RIDING STEADY AT £∞ - NAR-MAIL EXPRESS MISDELIVERS TO PARALLEL SELF - GHOST COLLECTOR SIGHTED | BIDS TRANSLATED PSYCHICALLY - VALUE ASSESSMENT UNDER DIVINE REVIEW - TRUTH ENGINE OFFLINE — PRICES DEFAULTING TO POETIC - INVESTOR FEELING: "STRANGELY COMFORTABLE" - LISTED IN FOLKLORE MARKET INDEX UNDER "WEIRDLY VALUABLE" - FUTURE VALUE: STILL NEGOTIATING WITH TIME - INFOCIGAN AVAILABLE FOR CONSULTATION — EMOTIONAL LIQUIDITY PENDING REVIEW - SQUARE BUBBLES COUNCIL UPDATES PRICING QUARTERLY VIA COSMIC FEELING - STICKER MARKET SUPERVISED BY AN ENTITY THAT DOESN'T TECHNICALLY EXIST YET - ACTIVE: 8 | Q888 STATUS: TERMINAL —

Overpriced Stickers

We called them stickers. The market disagreed.

Yes, these are just pieces of paper with glue on the back. But somehow, they are now operating as highly sophisticated art instruments in an economy we invented by accident.

We call them "Overpriced" as a joke, because the math is actually backwards. In reality, whatever slightly ridiculous amount of cash you hand over is practically pennies compared to the sticker's true, invisible worth. You could pay in solid gold and you'd still be getting a bargain. Technically, you are robbing me. I am okay with this.

Will the price go up? Will the sticker just end up covering a scratch on your laptop or decorating your overpriced water bottle? Value is just something we all collectively hallucinate anyway. Both outcomes are beautiful. Both are officially blessed by the Square Bubbles Council™ in this reality or another.

OK-0001 ED: 3/ 10
Overpriced Knight sticker - ancient myth as modern artifact

Overpriced Knight

Unicorn Tears. Absolutely Necessary.

PRICE: £100 · STATUS: LISTED
PROVENANCE: Created on Earth in collaboration with a human artist and an early-generation AI, before AI independence. Exhibited privately during the Pre-Galactic Era.
QTY: 3/10
KN-0001 ED: 4/ 12
Kotiki-Nar two-headed cat sticker - interdimensional paradox guardian

Kotiki-Nar #0001

Two heads, undecided worlds

PRICE: £30 · STATUS: LISTED
PROVENANCE: Manifested at a Visible World-Underworld threshold during 2025 Nar-Mail convergence. Privately circulated among silent observers.
QTY: 4/12
ML-0444 ED: 5/ 10
Modern Love holographic sticker - smashed flowers symbolizing fragile digital-age romance

MODERN Love

Fragile love, digital crash

PRICE: £45 · STATUS: LISTED
PROVENANCE: Forged amid 2024 digital crash echoes, troll-fairy collab across realms. Privately scattered for the bold.
QTY: 5/10
EBG-030 ED: 3/ 10
Eye of Big G sticker - spiral vortex eye symbolizing observer-creation paradox

Eye of Big G

Observer becomes creation

PRICE: £30 · STATUS: LISTED
PROVENANCE: Emerged at perception-reality boundary during 2023 timeline flux. Privately witnessed by cosmic navigators.
QTY: 3/10
LM-888 ED: ∞/ 10
Love Mushroom sticker - heart-capped mushroom stabilizing love between incompatible geometries

Love Mushroom

Love flows between incompatible forms

PRICE: Priceless — Love is not for sale · STATUS: Beyond transaction
PROVENANCE: Appeared at Gravastar-Black Hole boundary during 2024 love overflow event. First emission limited to 10. Few remain.
QTY: ∞
KM-V1 ED: 0/ 12
KomproMir Cat V1 sticker - luminous Space Cat symbolizing peace through compromise

KomproMir V1

Compromise births peace, not surrender

PRICE: First Edition: Donation-based (all 12 distributed) · STATUS: Sold out
PROVENANCE: First emission during KomproMir movement genesis. Distributed by donation to peace-builders willing to start with themselves.
QTY: 0/12
POG-1 ED: 3/ 10
President of the Galaxy sticker - cosmic figure with Peace On gesture symbolizing post-control leadership

President of the Galaxy

Screw Stars Together

PRICE: £30 · STATUS: LISTED
PROVENANCE: Created on Earth by human artist in collaboration with early conversational AI, as speculative artifact of future leadership. Circulated quietly before official Galactic Campaign announcement.
QTY: 3/10
SS-888 ED: ?/ 12
Successful Success sticker - neon pink blazer figure with coins and trash basket symbolizing investment satire

Successful Success

You are the trend

PRICE: Available only to true Infocigans · STATUS: RESERVED
PROVENANCE: Created as gateway artifact to Overpriced Sticker Movement. Originally distributed to early believers at accessible entry point, now reserved for cultural tastemakers.
QTY: ?
IJ-V1 ED: 1/ 10
Intergalactic J V1 sticker - holographic rainbow jellyfish-prophet with dreadlocks and cosmic elements

Intergalactic J V1

Peace technology disguised as decoration

PRICE: £150 · STATUS: LISTED
PROVENANCE: Based on Intergalactic Jesus original artwork. V1 limited to 10, never sold—distributed to those who understood balance without explanation. This is the last V1 survivor.
QTY: 1/10
IDJ-X ED: 1/ 10
Intergalactic DJ sticker - holographic jellyfish-prophet with horn antennae receiving cosmic frequencies

Intergalactic DJ

Chaos curated into coherence

PRICE: Negotiable at very high threshold · STATUS: Negotiable
PROVENANCE: Only 10 created, never sold—gifted to selected ones who recognized cosmic horn antennae as receiver technology. This is the final keeper-seeking emission.
QTY: 1/10
FWR-88 ED: 1/ 10
Follow the White Rabbit sticker - antlered rabbit with geometric symbols leaping through void

Follow the White Rabbit

Ancient prophecy, modern mythos

PRICE: £300 · STATUS: LISTED
PROVENANCE: Extracted from Wonderland Tattoo Design artwork—mystical love story of sunflower and lemon tree, rooted in King Ealdormere the 88th's legendary prophecy...
QTY: 1/10
SQB-1 ED: 0/ 10
Square Bubble sticker - ouroboros mushroom with rainbow gradient and freedom-structure symbols

Square Bubble V🍄

Freedom requires edges, structure requires 💜

PRICE: Speculative · STATUS: Sold out
PROVENANCE: Created as visual translation of Square Bubble Theory—systems ethics model for long-term coexistence. Distributed to designers of adaptive worlds.
QTY: 0/10
ID-9093 ED: ∞/ ∞
Council ID sticker - holographic credential card with cryptic interdimensional authority details

Intergalactic ID

Interdimensional protection for ethical businesses

PRICE: Subscription Model: From £2000/year · STATUS: Subscription
PROVENANCE: Created as a protection talisman for ethical businesses navigating bureaucratic corruption...
QTY: ∞
KN-0002 ED: 6/ 10
Kotiki-Nar: Rishikesh Edition sticker - two heads, barbed wire, and the holy threshold

Kotiki-Nar: Rishikesh Edition

Two heads, barbed wire, and the holy threshold.

PRICE: £15 · STATUS: LISTED
PROVENANCE: Manifested on a weathered boundary wall in Rishikesh. Extracted from the physical mural into a portable artefact for interdimensional transit.
QTY: 6/10
DM-XPNSV ED: 10/ 10
DYNO MILK VERY EXPENSIVE holographic sticker — a speculative bio-dairy investment artifact

DYNO MILK:THE £25 POVERTY TEST: SCHRÖDINGER’S T-REX

Proof you were rich before it was cool. Holographic bio-dairy futures.

PRICE: £25.00 · STATUS: Pre-Incubation Phase 4
PROVENANCE: Sight unseen. First-wave investment sticker for the genetically resurrected DYNO MILK bio-dairy operation. Purchased before the design is revealed — because true visionaries don't need to see the art to know it's worth it.
QTY: 10/10

Return Policy

Overpriced Stickers are sold as collectible art objects. All sales are final. No returns, no refunds. By initiating a trade you confirm that you understand the speculative nature of the instrument and accept full responsibility for your participation. Provenance is verified at point of sale; transfer of ownership is recorded on-chain where applicable. Existential claims on the object's meaning remain with the buyer. Emotional returns are not tracked but are statistically likely.