// A BRIEF POSTAL HISTORY
How this became a postal service
Kotiki-Nar are two-headed cats who seem to exist across more than one layer of reality. One head is here; the other may be somewhere we cannot normally reach.
Nobody knows exactly what they are. Some call them observers, some negotiators, some interdimensional couriers. They insist they are independent on a universal scale, although their relationship with coffee remains suspicious.
At some point, humans appear to have wrapped this strange ability in envelopes, stamps, tracking codes and bureaucracy.
That became Nar-Mail Express°.
You prepare a message.
A Kotiki-Nar may accept it.
What happens next is poorly documented.
Delivery is conditional.
Distance is negotiable.
Chronology is not guaranteed.
The rest is paperwork.
Nar-Mail Visual Archive
Stamps, couriers, Cobra symbols and other surviving postal evidence.
// POSTAL SECURITY / CEC
Cobra Encryption Code
Accepted messages may be sealed with Cobra Encryption Code (CEC): an adaptive postal guard that coils around correspondence, confuses unauthorised readers and leaves a trail when tampered with.
SECURITY LEVELS: BASIC / SHADOW / STRIKE — selection is at the Cobra’s discretion.
FORM NAR–888 / READ WITH DUE GRAVITY
Very Serious Terms & Conditions
- Belief Clause: Service only functions in universes where magic exists. If you lack imagination, that’s on you.
- Tamper Warning: Any interference with our Cobra Encryption Code will activate “unpleasant consequences.” Don’t say we didn’t warn you.
- Kotiki-Nar Efficiency: Couriers are professionals. If they pause to “inspect” your package, it’s for quality control.
- Loss Policy: Losing items is statistically impossible. However, if the impossible occurs, enjoy your complimentary “Oops Sticker” and move on with your life.
- Reality Limitations: Deliveries to black holes, collapsing stars, and dimensions where time runs backward are currently unavailable. Please plan accordingly.
- Coffee Tax: Kotiki-Nar reserve the right to consume your espresso while delivering your package. We regret nothing
